nautilus1967:

casimirpulaskiday:

iamawakenow:

unsolvedmysteries:

seymourglass

 Wow.

Nevermind. I’m pretty sure this is the real one.

Is this real?

I guess the new Miley blowjob scandal isn’t real….

http://www.freewareweb.com/cgi-bin/read.cgi?id=miley-cyrus-bj-pic.n

fuckyeahvoldemort:

Do I Dazzle You?

efyyness:

samwiseleigh:

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Newcastle’s better.

 Better than pee, sure.

The Most Interesting Man in the World

efyyness:

samwiseleigh:

efyyness:

samwiseleigh:

efyyness:

samwiseleigh:

Hey Nikki you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind

HEY NIKKI! HEY HEY HEY NIKKI!

Hey Sam, you’re gay.

 Nothing is sweeter than hello kitty flavored pussy juice

That wasn’t clever. Your cleverness is boring. FUCK. BAD WORD BAD WORD.

 You used to be my favorite cousin. Now I just want to spit on you. I think you need a firm fisting. From a man with very large fists

I read that as “a man with very large tits”… o.o Can you just get me Dan Radcliffe instead? PLZ

 As long as you get me Tom Felton :D

efyyness:

samwiseleigh:

efyyness:

samwiseleigh:

Hey Nikki you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind

HEY NIKKI! HEY HEY HEY NIKKI!

Hey Sam, you’re gay.

 Nothing is sweeter than hello kitty flavored pussy juice

That wasn’t clever. Your cleverness is boring. FUCK. BAD WORD BAD WORD.

 You used to be my favorite cousin. Now I just want to spit on you. I think you need a firm fisting. From a man with very large fists